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\"The One You Know\" is a song by the American rock band Alice in Chains, and the first single from the band's sixth studio album, Rainier Fog, released on August 24, 2018. The single was released via streaming on May 3, 2018, accompanied by an official music video. \"The One You Know\" spent 17 weeks on Billboard's Mainstream Rock chart and peaked at No. 9.
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James Lowell \"Walking Jim\" Richardson Jr. was a United States Army lieutenant general during the Cold War.
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